THE BET - Max is not allowed to talk about his drug addiction for one week. If Max loses, he buys the show dinner. If Dan loses, he has to buy the show dinner.

40’s – a 40mg Oxycontin pill

80’s -  a 80mg Oxycontin pill (Maxwell used to call 2 of these “breakfast”)

Alternacool – Being too cool for the room…in short all you modest mouse homo’s

And Punt – The Maxwell shows version of “forget about it”. It’s a multi purpose saying that means everything.

Basement in Maple Heights - Where Stansbury as a child was molested by 3 older kids... at once!

BBD – Stands for Big Black Dildo. The running joke is that Maxwell wants to be sodomized with a big black dildo.

Captain Showbiz – (Bo) The Program director at WMMS-FM

C.B.C.’s – Canadien Bacon Curtains behind the panties

Dot Com – a verbal exclamation point!

Double H – short for The Hebrew Hog (Maxwell’s member) Stansbury calls it The Hebrew Half Inch

Heroin – any of the 2 opiates Maxwell was addicted to prior to entering rehab in June 07. They include Oxycontin (hillbilly heroin) and actual heroin.

Hohiana - Cocaine

Homo - being overly excited for/about anything. Example: Maxwell is a total Food network homo!(important to note this is not an anti-gay saying. The Maxwell Show loves the gays... ya’ fag!)

Jabroni – A wrestling term used on the MWL Show to describe a loser (when referring to a person) and used to describe a knock-off or shitty item (when referring to objects). Ex: When I was a kid my mom bought me those fake downward swoosh Jabroni Nikes!

Oookie Fanookie – Sexual intercourse

Orf dorf – When maxwell was a kid he was sent to fat camp and the other kids made fun of him and called him Orf Dorf.

Pre-gaming – foreplay. The term also includes oral sex.

R.B.C.’s – Roast Beef Curtains behind the panties

Road R.B.C.’s – Canadien Bacon Curtains turned into Roast Beef Curtains through excessive wear and tear.

Scooper - A womans backside

Speaking To The Judge – a  b.j.

Stink Eye – A look of disapproval or suspicion

The Vikings Jacket – When Maxwell was a kid his mom made him walk home in the middle of winter from the ice rink in a Minnesota Vikings Jacket that had been urinated and deficated on.

Whaling – Masturbating